Omg omg you and your girlfriend are so cute!!! And that kissing selfie.... like dngarhdhjjrsglywsjlr ^.^

Anonymous

jc-flores:

Haha thank you. My girlfriend has been waiting for one of these all night.

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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    Name

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    Age

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    3 Fears

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    3 things I love

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    4 turns on

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    4 turns off

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    My best friend

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    Sexual orientation

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    My best first date

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    How tall am I

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    What do I miss

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    What time were I born

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    Favorite color

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    Do I have a crush

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    Favorite quote

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    Favorite place

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    Favorite food

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    Do I use sarcasm

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    What am I listening to right now

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    First thing I notice in new person

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    Shoe size

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    Eye color

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    Hair color

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    Favorite style of clothing

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    Ever done a prank call?

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    Meaning behind my URL

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    Favorite movie

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    Favorite song

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    Favorite band

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    How I feel right now

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    Someone I love

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    My current relationship status

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    My relationship with my parents

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    Favorite holiday

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    Tattoos and piercing i have

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    Tattoos and piercing i want

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    The reason I joined Tumblr

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    Do I and my last ex hate each other?

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    Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

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    Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

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    When did I last hold hands?

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    How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

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    Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

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    Where am I right now?

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    If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

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    Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

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    Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

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    Am I excited for anything?

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    Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

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    How often do I wear a fake smile?

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    When was the last time I hugged someone?

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    What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

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    Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

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    What is something I disliked about today?

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    If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

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    What do I think about most?

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    What’s my strangest talent?

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    Do I have any strange phobias?

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    Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

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    What was the last lie I told?

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    Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

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    Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

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    Do I believe in magic?

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    Do I believe in luck?

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    What's the weather like right now?

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    What was the last book I've read?

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    Do I like the smell of gasoline?

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    Do I have any nicknames?

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    What was the worst injury I've ever had?

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    Do I spend money or save it?

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    Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

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    Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

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    Favorite animal?

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    What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

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    What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

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    What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

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    How can you win my heart?

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    What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

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    What is my favorite word?

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    My top 5 blogs on tumblr

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    If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

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    Do I have any relatives in jail?

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    I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

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    What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

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    What is my current desktop picture?

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    Had sex?

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    Bought condoms?

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    Gotten pregnant?

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    Failed a class?

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    Kissed a boy?

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    Kissed a girl?

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    Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

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    Had job?

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    Left the house without my wallet?

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    Bullied someone on the internet?

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    Had sex in public?

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    Played on a sports team?

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    Smoked weed?

  • 100:

    Did drugs?

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    Smoked cigarettes?

  • 102:

    Drank alcohol?

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    Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

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    Been overweight?

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    Been underweight?

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    Been to a wedding?

  • 107:

    Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

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    Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

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    Been outside my home country?

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    Gotten my heart broken?

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    Been to a professional sports game?

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    Broken a bone?

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    Cut myself?

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    Been to prom?

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    Been in airplane?

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    Fly by helicopter?

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    What concerts have I been to?

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    Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

  • 119:

    Learned another language?

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    Wore make up?

  • 121:

    Lost my virginity before I was 18?

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    Had oral sex?

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    Dyed my hair?

  • 124:

    Voted in a presidential election?

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    Rode in an ambulance?

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    Had a surgery?

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    Met someone famous?

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    Stalked someone on a social network?

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    Peed outside?

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    Been fishing?

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    Helped with charity?

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    Been rejected by a crush?

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    Broken a mirror?

  • 134:

    What do I want for birthday?

sabotagedselfie:

send me anons?

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

iwantyoudamon:

4x09/5x18

Do you guys see the parallel here. In 4x09 Elena is questioning whether or not what she feels for Damon is real or the sirebond. However all she can focus on, is how happy she feels. In 5x18 she knows how real this is. That nothing she has ever felt, has felt more real that what she feels with him. But with real comes complications. They’re messy…always have been and always will be. 

jaayaree:

Have mercy